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One night, a young boy heard noises from his parent's bedroom. It was hard
for him, but he went back to sleep.
The next night he heard the same noises, but once again fell back asleep.
Finally, on the third day that he was woken up by his parents, he decides
to see what the heck they are doing. So he walks up to his parents room,
and sees his mother on top of his father. She is moving up and down on top
of him, and they both are making grunting noises. He has no idea what is
going on, and decides to go back to bed.
The next morning the boy tells his mother about how they woke him up, and
what he saw when he went to see what they were doing. Finally, he asks what
was going on. His mother decides he is too young to learn about sex, so she
tells him that since his father is getting old and fat, she has to jump on
top on him to keep him thin. "But mommy," the boy exclaims, "That won't work,
cause everyday when you go to work, the next door neighboor comes over and
blows him back up!"
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