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A woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons
or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but
the woman begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, shegrabs for the horse's
mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around
the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse
gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving
up her frail grip, the woman attempts to leap away from the horse and throw
herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup,
and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune.................Frank, the Walmart
greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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