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There was once an American man who took a long vacation to Europe, leaving
his cat at home with a friend. About a month into the trip, he got a call
from his friend telling him that his cat had died.
"WHAT?!?!" asked the vacationing man, shocked to hear the news. "I loved
that cat! You can't just call me and tell me that it died! You have to ease
me into it. First maybe call and tell me that the cat's on the roof. Then
call again and tell me that the cat fell, but you're doing everything you
can to save it, and then tell me that the cat has died."
The American agreed and the vacationer went on with his trip. About a month
later, the vacationing man got another call from the American, saying simply,
"Your mother's on the roof."
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