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While enjoying a drink with a buddy one night, this guy decides to try his
luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise,
she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like
to come back to her place. The pair jump into a taxi and go back to her place.
Later, the young man pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for
his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies. Opening the
drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on
top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?"
"No, don't be silly," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demands the bewildered fellow.
Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and
replies, "That's me before the operation."
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