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For Michael's birthday, his wife wanted to surprise him when he came home
from work. After some careful consideration she decided to strip naked and
wrap herself in saran wrap from her shoulders to her ankles.
Pretty soon Michael enters his house exhausted from a tough day at work.
He walks through the kitchen, places his lunchbox down, and hears his wife
say, "Honey! I'm in the living room."
Rounding the corner, he spots her all wrapped up in plastic. After
a quick peek, he immediately says, "Leftovers again!"
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