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Kimo is a bus driver for the Honolulu Transit Company. One day Kimo is headed
to work on his bus route, when he runs
across a delivery van stranded at the side of the road. The van driver works
for the Honolulu Zoo. He pleads with Kimo
to do him a favor.
He offers a $100 bill to Kimo to help him deliver a truckload of penguins
to the zoo, because they needed to be there within the hour. Agreeing, Kimo
proceeds to load two dozen penguins onto his bus. Then, off they drive towards
the zoo.
An hour later, the delivery driver gets his van fixed and heads off to the
zoo to catch up with his delivery. As he's driving
down the road, he see's Kimo and the busload of penguins heading in the opposite
direction. He turns his van around and chases in pursuit. He finally catches
up to the bus and pulls over Kimo on the side of the road. In an irate voice
he asks, "Hey, Kimo. I thought I gave you a $100 dollars to go and take the
penguins to the zoo for me?"
"Calm down," Kimo says. "I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left
over, so now I'm taking them to the movies!"
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