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Knock knock
Who's there?
You
You who
You, you're the joke
Submitted by
Mxer4life
Knock knock
Who's there?
Poo
Oh.... ok!
Submitted by
blowthetoad
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Poopydo
Poopydo Who?
Poopydowho!
Submitted by
mathew
tickner
Knock knock
Whos there?
YOU SUCK SHIT!!!!
YOU SUCK SHIT WHO?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by
The
Wack Joke
1. What did the knife say to the crybaby?
Knock,Knock
Who's there?
Boo.
BOO WHO
Stupid crybaby you always gotta cry!
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2. What did the crybaby say to the knife?
Knock, knock
Whos there?
You're.
You're who?
You're looking sharp
Submitted by
Sugardaddy
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Oh stop crying it was only your mom,
Submitted by
poopy
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce tell some good knock knock jokes.
Submitted by
ol
flemmy
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dwayne.....
Dwayne who?
DWAYNE THE TUB I'M DROWNING!
Submitted by
poet
Knock knock
Who's there?
Zip
Oh want me to sing zipadedodazipadeday?
Submitted by
J2K
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Craig,
Craig who?
Craig Taylor.
Submitted by
yo
mama
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police let us in
Submitted by
Boxtop11
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Gojacoff.
Gojacoff who?
Gojacoff in your hat!
Submitted by
dogstar122002
Knock knock
Who's there?
A little man who can't reach the doorbell.
Ring ring
Who's there?
A man who can ring the doorbell.
Knock knock
Who's there?
I dont know I haven't opened the door yet.
Submitted by
Evilisnear
Knock knock
No-ones home
Submitted by
fatass_sideburns
Knock knock
Who's there?
The stairs
The stairs who
The stairs on crack and hoes and weed and bitches and pimps and 50 Cent and
in da club
Oh hes the man the man with da HAT!!
Submitted by
Shithead
Knock knock
Who's there?
Shotgun
Shotgun who?
Shotgun go BOOM!
Submitted by
paul
salinas
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who
You dont have to cry it was just a joke.
Submitted by
ratty2.0
Knock knock
Who's there?
Bisquick
Bisquick who?
Bisquick your pants are on fire!
Submitted by Andrea Huckstep
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tank you Mario but the Princess is in another castle
Submitted by yo mama idiot bitch ass
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock knock
Knock knock who?
Knock knock your ass you asshole
Submitted by Harold
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Poon
Submitted by kelvin brosz
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Big iss.
Big iss who.
No thanks not today (big issue).
Submitted by sexmaster
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dick
Dick who
Its time you got that dick out of your arse
Submitted by jd plaitnum
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You smell
You smell who
Like shit.
Submitted by goldmember
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
The door is locked that's why I'm knockin!
Submitted by I love Pat
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pat
Pat who
Pat's hot!
Submitted by Andy 53
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I Trodimp
I trodimp who? (i trod in poo)
RANK!!!
Submitted by master bates alot
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Me you idiot
Oh hey charlie
Submitted by aspen
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gestapo
Gestapo who
Shut up, we ask the questions!
Submitted by monkey in the bush
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Submitted by poo
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Go Away
Submitted by Ryan
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle on our door?
Ha ha ha!
Submitted by ECM
Knock Knock
Who dares!
You were supposed to say who's there
You were supposed to say whose there who?
... =/
Submitted by fuck you how wants to know my name
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I just
I just who
I just fucked your mom
Submitted by fuck off
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck
Fuck who?
Fuck off you're giving me a headache
Submitted by major johnson
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Micheal Jackson
Submitted by Ketchup
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with you later
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