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Home \ Jokes \ Grilled At The Pearly Gates


One day there was three nuns standing outside the gates of heaven waiting to get in. St. peter approached them and asked the first nun, "Do you know who the first man was on Earth?" She said, "Ummm that's tough...Adam?"

Bells rang, angles sang, the gates opened and she walked right in.

Then St. Peter went up to the second nun and asked, "Do you know who the first woman was on Earth?" She said, "Ummmm...Eve?"

Bells rang, angles sang, the gates opened and she walked right in.

St. Peter then asked the third and last nun, "What were the first words Eve said to Adam?" The third nun said, "Hmmmmm that's a hard one"

Bells rang, angles sang, the gates opened and she walked right in.




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