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It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby, a pretty hip guy with his own car, goes
to pick up his date. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers
and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?"
he says.
"That's cool," says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning
to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda
shop or a movie.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all
the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's dad
to repeat it.
"Oh yeah," says Carries father, "our Carrie really loves to screw. She'd
screw all night if we'd let her!"
Well, this makes Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening is beginning
to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and
announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby
escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door
behind her, and screams at her father: "DARN IT, DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
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