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A lady had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she
managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying
fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was
stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes officer, I'm just fine!" the woman chirped."Well, how in the world did
this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the woman began. "I was driving along
this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I
swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and
there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree!
I swerved to the left and there was ..."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off... "there isn't a tree on
this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
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