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1.)Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money for it?
2.)I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to
you.
3.)My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
4.)You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause you're the Bomb.
5.)If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
6.)Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those
pants."
7.)Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
8.)I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
9.)You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's
one more going to hurt?
10.)Date me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
11.)Excuse me, do you wanna date, or should I apologize?
12.)You must be Jamaican, because Ja maican me crazy.
13.)Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all
day long.
14.)Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the
girl of my dreams.
15.)Your awfly perrrtay.
16.)Love is like a box of chocolates and your full of sour cream and mustard
with cheeze wiz.
17.)Excuse me, do you think it could be possible, if there's a chance, that
if you want to go somerwhere, and have no one to go with. And perhaps call
me. Then we could go out. Maybe a in a unit. That is only speaking in certain
terms....yak yak.
18.)Were you a Girl Scout? Because you have tied my heart in a knot.
19.)Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn
me on!
20.)Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Jeffrey and you're... gorgeous!
21.)Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
22.)If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
23.)Did it hurt? You know, when you fell from heaven?
24.)I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
25.)You are under arrest for robbery. You stole my heart.
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