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I am not funny. Funny is to vague, to over used... It's so..."old
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SueBee 20/Jul/2002:22:23:43

You guys are TOO FUNNY!!! My kind of humor. Love the jokes! I just
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blowthetoad NYARGH! 20/Jul/2002:21:26:20

NYARGH! Dave, why havent you been online????? did your mother take away
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I once let davepoobond play bass with my band, but he didn't know how
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just sits at home and works on this website all day. one time his mom
took away his mouse ball because he used the computer to much and he
was angry. this website has come a really long way since he first
started it, yeah... it used to be really dumb, one time i saw it
accidentally eat it's own poo!

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squackle makes me want to cut my wrists wide open, then chop off
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when i look at squackle, i get so horny i fuck my disk drive on my
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HeLeN from eUminAL ; hey you kids stop peeing on my lawn 09/Apr/2002:04:56:08

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WHAT DOES IT SPELL?????

GAY!!!!!!!!

hehe just kidding, i know what ur thinking....
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and yes...ur right.

thank for the offer of the mp3 thingy... i'll check with the other gays
in my band. I'll be sure to be bored again... so i'll write soon.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Euminal Euminal 07/Apr/2002:04:39:10

by the way this site is cool...and all you other retards that say
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long live the squakle.........not
please die soon
im only joking ...visit our website
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I love to laugh. so how's your jokes.

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Man, spend some time on this site or bury it. It is taking more effort
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much, deliver nothing, expect the same...

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Maybe this site would be worth visiting if there were'nt so many damn
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This site sucks...

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Who is that man in the Hitler suit?? the nazi's are having a party
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Kevin Pot Smokin Cur 20/Oct/2001:02:46:36

Kevin Smokin Cur 18/Oct/2001:23:22:54

why do i like to get high i dont know, the chicken bites the leg of the
crow, the crops come to life in the snow, why is that so i dont know i
dont know?? Why does the school keep you there, there a fraud, how do
they keep you there its the law, i could escape if i had a saw, oh it
is wrong so it is wrong! We cant be free if the niggers are here,
exploding black faces oh dear oh dear, blasting the faces in places so
cheer and sleep while your sleeping or you'll fear the mirror. when you
look in it the death forms around you, spirits of guests form all
surround you, trapped in a room with no lights to turn on, if you do
then the spirits will burn and be gone. If they return you wont see
them for long, ill pack them up and smoke my bong. Now that you've read
another song iv'e lead you to beleive that i'm wrong, but only if you
think that you are and im the one that will run very far, eternal
detentions and bombs in your car, did i forget to mention that i am a
star, and my name is ke

Kevin Pot Smokin Cur 18/Oct/2001:22:00:04

My phone is off the wall and the cats are on fire again. the trash
should be takin out or was it in? Either way it is, it is a strange
thing. When the phone is disconnected and the mother fucker rings. who
let the dogs out. The farmers on the hill. The black bandits commin,
and the nazi want to kill. The chinese cook burnt the fish, and randy
dropped the soap. And i found a genei with a wish, will i get it? I
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when its cold its the cure for cottonmouth and gets rid of all the
fuzz. If your not high get high, and if your high get hire, you of all
should no that to get high you need a lighter. To get high is to fly
into a wall and go through, and to die is to fly into a wall and go
boom. If you understand all this your fucked up, or your nutz, I am i
just smoked some good budz. If the light is underwater, and your
daughters in a thong, Keep your fuckin bags steady cause we're ready
for this bong, if you like this son

Kevin Pot Smokin Cur no 18/Oct/2001:21:47:21

Danny can you read me. spock is commin out from under the rock. he
walks up slowly and says{HELLO}danny screams and runs why did he run. I
asked the guy later where danny went he went to sleep. where at in the
house?? he told me now you will return to the ambro flacket and that is
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kristin 18/Oct/2001:20:37:59

where in the heck do you guys come up with this stuf?? i mena c'mon
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I live in Canada where grocery stores sell milk and butter in bags. we
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Daniel 13/Jul/2001:14:59:24

By the way, if anyone was wondering how I found this website, it turns
out that while rubbing my leg, he slipped a note in my pocket
stating, "My website, http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/squackle

Daniel S.

Daniel 13/Jul/2001:14:57:55

Hi,

Today I met this guy...David something. He seemed kinda weird, then
proved his "weird"-ness to me by rubbing my leg consistently. A couple
minutes later, he made an attempt to kiss me. AND WE WERE IN THE
GROCERY STORE! I said, "Dave, I'm not like that...". He then proceeded
to make a speech about human rights or something about how I shouldn't
discriminate.

Ah well,
Daniel S.

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davepoobond Squakle! (duh) 09/Jul/2001:12:15:33

font face=eurostilefont size=6Hello everybody, this is Dave Bond. I
read all the crap you posted about my site, and the fact is...... YOUR
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inner heart react to the outer humor, you have to feel the site from
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--davepoobond

Dave's Mom Squakle! My little boy's funniest site ever! 24/Jun/2001:19:32:28

Dave, I want you home in time for dinner and I want you to not cut the
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yeah thats right I said F**K OFF! Oh by the way I bought some more of
those heart shaped boxers that you look so cute in! Plus you poo-pooed
in your underwear AGAIN! I had to scrub it out with soap and clorox. No
allowance for you this week.
Sincerely with love and kisses,
Dave's Mommy

Dave Matthews 23/Jun/2001:20:25:29

Cut the fat or I'll write a song

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Dave NONE 23/Jun/2001:08:46:15

Kick ass funny!

Ima Crzyfocker Fock off 18/Jun/2001:11:47:40

The voices sent me...

The voices say to kill you, YES YOU.

Watch your back...

I'm right behind you with a labtop!

HAHA made you look!

I'm going to kill you with tooth picks and dirty socks, then I will
bury you upside down and piss on your grave!

Remeber my name, Ima Crzyfocker and this time I'M REALLY RIGHT BEHIND
YOU MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH

elmoisfurry hahahahano 10/Jun/2001:18:26:35

i'm elmoisfurry, but my real name is pippy lonstalkings.

...seriously....

? ??? 08/Jun/2001:09:18:50

????

what??

who are these people?

and why are they in my house???

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

elmoisfurry ........................ 06/Jun/2001:13:12:53

!redipus dna reyag m'I !tiderc eht lla ekat t'nod ,semloh

...srosnops eht kcilc

Arnold Swahhiforgoth no 06/Jun/2001:09:26:59

ah ha! what a good site! i just love it!!

p.s. i'll be back!

holmes enon 06/Jun/2001:09:23:17

.yag dna diputs os m'i.

semloh

Holms www.freakylinks.com 05/Jun/2001:14:12:02

Today is opposite day so do the exact oppsite of whatever is posted on
the Guest Book!

!kooB tseuG eht no detsop si revetahw fo etisppo tcaxe eht od os yad
etisoppo si yadoT

Holmes

semloH

!dab si taf eht gnittuc

stimpyismyname squackle 04/Jun/2001:10:22:21

hey, play pso!! my name is dingo! ok! bye!

Thrivis Tundra Thrivis Tundra's Sutaffu... 03/Jun/2001:15:07:29

Dis place is confoosing...... Do you take only wierd ass submissions? I'm
not that funny.... I only have some GFs playing tekken and pissing
eachother off... that's about as funny as I get... Whatever... *starts to
leave* Hail Shiva! The queen of icecream...

elmoisfurry u can probly guess 30/May/2001:20:15:44

hey all u loyal squackle fans ot there.
dont try and i hide.
i know ur out there.
what i want all of u guys an gals to do is send davepoobond as many
emails as u can, and have them all saying "CUT THE FAT GODDAMIT!!"
if u want u can repeat it a bunch of times to get the point across.
but send him hundreds of emails saying that
u may be asking y.
well... too bad im not telling u, lets just say it has sumthing to do
with greasy donkeys and surf board wax.
send all emails to davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com
thank u and have fun emailing!!!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

stimpyismyname squackle 24/May/2001:10:42:20

it's nice to know we have fans... even if they hate our site. but
squackle LIVES!! IT STILL LIVESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

....click on the sponsors.....

jamescrapbond Scluckle! One of the funniest sites on the net! 22/May/2001:14:29:34

This is the leader of Squackles Arch enemy website: "Scluckle"

you may have foiled our plans SQUACKLE MAN! but we are planning a tv-
series type revenge plan thats crazy and ends up threatning to destroy
the world which is bound to be destroyed by SQUACKLE MAN! every time we
come up with a plan like this! So be prepared for a sequence of threats
that will be eventually ruined by SQUACKLE MAN! and once again the day
will be saved!

Threat - The Internet will be ours! Quick scluckle men, to Al Gore's
house, we must destroy the creator first!

With Love and Care and best wishes, The team of Scluckle:
jamescrapbond, renismyname, MyRightTesticle, ear, elmaismad, cako the
portuguse porker, watson and taco homeless-man

Karla 22/May/2001:08:52:16

I think this site is soo funny. Sorry if you guys don't!

Homeless homeless 21/May/2001:11:11:47

u suck holmes!

Holmes Holmes 18/May/2001:09:56:06

i am a big stupid idiot. the stuff i submit is crap so DON'T READ IT!!!
please go to squackle everyday and click on the sponsors.... don't ask
me whuy... i'm dumb

Holmes Holmes 16/May/2001:15:17:06

great web page, loved it to death. Awesome graphics and animations,
loved the pat about the naked women dancing....wait, this isn't
www.sexy-orgasm.com! Where the hell am I?

The nerdy-kid at y Intelligent Conversations 16/May/2001:15:08:33

I believe this page is inapproriate! It depicts child pornography and
harrasing people! I think this page should be shut down for good or
else i'll tell my mommy! AHH My virgin eyes! Creating crazy therories
like the big slap theory and other wacky harrasing chat room stuff!
What is wrong with you people! You all desevre to be put in time out
for life!

Chiapet Chiaweb 07/May/2001:02:14:29

Great page! be sure to check out mine too, with over 1500 humor pics,
chiaweb.net

Impossible Idiots! 06/May/2001:11:22:26

You people are a bunch of immature, sick idiots! Have you actually re-
read the crap that you post?

DAVE DARK 666 25/Apr/2001:08:46:21

I AGREE WITH MR BIG PENIS! I LOVE PORN AND CONDOMS!

HORNY BIG PENIS DAVE'S ORGASIMS! 25/Apr/2001:08:43:46

MY GOD!!!!!! I POPPED A BONER WHEN I LOAKED AT SOME PORN TODAY!!!! I
LOVE PORN!!! IF YOU LIKE PORN GO TO HTTP://WWW.JAZNET.COM/!!!! ANYWAY
I WAS WONDERING WHY YOU GIRLS ACT SO SEXY WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOUR
FLAT!!!!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT AND I THINK ITS BECAUSE
YOUR ALL HOMOSEXUALS!!!!!!! AM I CORRECT? OR AM I CORRECT? OH YA!!
I'M HORNY AND WANT SOMEONE THAT SUPPLIES ME WITH LOTS OF CONDOMS!!!!
SEE YA!

MyLeftTesticle 21/Apr/2001:14:27:11

Well, well, well. It's about time...It's about time for me to go crazy
on someone...Heeheehee!...Well, I need to go now...I have to go bug
that one person, named Para...Mwuahahahah!...Oh, and last night was
better than the last, just wanted to make sure you knew ~_^

MyLeftTesticle www..com 17/Apr/2001:16:26:14

Oh...My...GOD!!! I think I just had an orgasm...

Anyways, as I was saying, I think that what you guys are doing is going
to make the world a better place. And I say this from the bottom of my
heart, I love you guys and all the crazy shit that we did last night.
It has made me a better man.

Um...Oh!!! Another orgasm...

But, as I was saying, you guys suck...Wait a minute...Yeah, you guys
suck...

Um...Well...I think I'm done now...

Lots of love,
MyLeftTesticle

basketball_gurl 01/Apr/2001:18:07:57

hey weirdo!!!u are ine immature sick person!!!!this sight looks like a
child made it!!!!! i wouldnt reccomend this sight for anyone but people
who really i guess i would say immature and gay!!!!!hey keep up the gay
work!!!

davepoobond squackle (what else?) 15/Mar/2001:20:23:21

hi, this is squackle. my.....life. dum de dum.

Alfred Montgomory 23/Feb/2001:22:07:19

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Hi, my name's Alfred and I think Dave is a fine piece of ass! o.O

BTW, I'm just kidding...O.o

tryphe 02/Feb/2001:23:02:44

well, this is an interesting website-- to say the most, in fact i might
even be exaggerating to a certain degree, oh well, i suppose this is
funny to a particular audience, but for some reason i'm not exactly
amused to the utmost.. most articles are simply statements, not
necessarily bad statements, yet somewhat tedious. oh well, it is a good
effort

hey john, you told me to take the poll but it won't let me...
and ALSO- the DUCKS ARE REALLY ANNOYING TO LOOK AT-! I ALMOST LEFT THE
SITE BECAUSE THEYRE SO VISUALLY DISTRACTING

Eva Hamaru umm...It doesn't have one... A Miscellaneous Korn 05/Jan/2001:23:37:47

heheh i dunno what to say :) your site is rather.... interesting :)
hehehe

Bob 05/Jan/2001:05:26:30

This is most likely the stupid ist website I have ever seen. You
should be ashamed of yourself and feel responsable for anyone who comes
across this site and most likely becomes stupider from looking at it.

Katie aka RaevenAnge ~*RaevenAngel's Never Never Land*~ 10/Dec/2000:23:45:54

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I really like this site for some reason. All the juvenile humor
tickles my funny bone. I'm not insulting anyone I hope. I can't
believe I'm up for the Squackle Award, I mean, I'm so proud of my
lameness...I think all my friends might be too. Well, I'm going to go
now, but I leave you with this warning: Watch out for the rabid
muffins! They're hazardous to your health!!!!!
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

moodygal My Moody Life and Pictures 08/Nov/2000:13:17:24

I don't understand this place but I like it. Is that okay?

Your Mom!!!!! 27/Oct/2000:21:46:21

WOOOH!!!!!!! YOUR MOM IS A PIECE OF FUR! GO HOME TO YOUR MOM THEN CRY
AND THEN WEE POO! SHNAGORF!

Booglysnot aoe2 site 25/Sep/2000:19:28:30

Hey david! What was it like to get a dumb ass like brandan in deep
poopoo!?!?!?!!? I hope he got suspended.... NO NO! I MEAN EXPELLED!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! man that guy was a dumb ass!!!! hahahahahahaha so what
was it like in the office? I got called into the office, but i didnt
really see brandan do anything, so i told the lady what happened, and i
went back to class... but i wasnt much help...... too bad. i wanted to
help him get expelled!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that
would be funny if that happened. Hey i think he did an expellable
offense!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahah... suck to be brandan!!!!!!
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.
lololololollolololololololololololololololololololololol!!!! too bad he
wont be in woods any more to act like a moron... i hope..... hey i can
always hope that he'll get expelled... cant i? well sign my guest book
again and inform me about this issue.

V.Kemp Reality's Edge 23/Sep/2000:22:51:57

I've been here a few times before, but I hadn't noticed this LOVELY
piece of guestbook. Don't you just want to sink your teeth into it?!

Booglysnot 23/Sep/2000:20:13:08

hmmm i would like to see you try to kick my butt at AOE 2. I challenge
you to a game of age 2 sunday sept. 24 on the gaming zone at 6:00 P.M.
well see who is the better man. Sign my guestbook and tell me your
zone name. Mine is ARF_JimboJones. You may bring a friend if you like
for a 2v2 or not so we could do 1v1 wichever you prefer if you accept
and think you are man enough to challenge me. Unless what you said was
just an empty threat. I certaintly hope it wasnt.

Booglysnot age of empires 2 site (not all finished though) 20/Sep/2000:19:54:02

I agree with joe neyland. this site is pretty funny, but it sucks. my
site rocks!!!! well you might like it if you like sites that are half
finished with buttons that work half the time...... IM SO BORED THAT I
ACTUALLY SPEND MORE THAN 5 SECONDS ON THIS SITE! too bad i have no
life, and i have nothing better to do than go to lame sited like this,
oh yeah.... and kick butt on AOE 2!!!! L8 guys!!!!

Faraz 08/Sep/2000:21:23:41

THANK YOU! YOU ARE THE BEST! I loved your KKK story. What does squakle
mean though?

AOL Censor www.aol.com 29/Aug/2000:15:04:06

This site should be disbanded due to content unexplanible to the human
eye. This sight shows cruelty to AOL members and should be disbanded.
This sight also shows signs of homosexualty and drug-dealing, which is
not permitted under AOL law 450 section C. Blunts and Bitches are not
to be passed around either, see law 450 section d. You people should
seek mental help. Law 450 sections A+B state that any body immitating
Eminem and Dr. Dre shall be bitch slapped with an ugly stick. Thank you
for your time.

Love,
Aol Censor Ben Dover

P.S. I had a great time last night, Dave

Figursk8r My Music and Advice Page 15/Jul/2000:05:02:41

Go see my page it's the coolest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greg 11/Jun/2000:07:15:28

Hi you guy good site.

:) :) 20/May/2000:11:11:52

I believe that this site is a hazard to the health of the public. it
is a homosexual site. davepoobond blows goats for quarters. stimpster
blows cows for a dollar. they blow each other for free. this site
should be closed down immediately.

IMCornholio 09/May/2000:20:38:45

I am cornholio. I need TP for my Bunghole. Bunghole. Bunghole. Are you
threatening me?! Threaten the great Cornholio? What a Bunghole!
Bunghole. Bungholio. Whoa. That was pretty cool! Hey butthead! Check
this thing out. Its pretty cool. Bungholio! Heh-heh. Heh-heh.
Uh-huh-huh-huh. Uh-huh-huh-huh.

Chris Shelby is a hottie 12/Apr/2000:18:46:02

SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
site! E-mail me and tell me how you made it!

... ... 07/Apr/2000:18:16:20

hey im the same as SSayian4 except this is my other name

Me not you but me... uhh i jus' said i don' have one 07/Apr/2000:13:21:03

well actully i have helped on this site and made a couple o stuff

and this site is soooooooooooo stupid...its funny

i advise you to come back...that is...if your life is important to you

mua ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA (hack)(cough)

DRT-Doman The Simpson Master's Homepage! 30/Mar/2000:19:28:59

Muahahahahaha! cool site i like the poll

By,
Muahahahahhahah!!!

CrAyZeE540 14/Feb/2000:19:50:15

WOW~ Nice site.. HAHAHAHA it's funny!

ArmyChick a.k.a. Arm Anime Page 09/Feb/2000:17:02:21

hi ya! icanrunintoawall!
love your page! its so funny!!! I'll come back again later to see
updates!! Keep it up!!!! c-ya!

army_chick

LOG 06/Feb/2000:11:53:48

THIS PAGE RULES. I love the funky $h!T. THe songs are cool too. I wish I
had boobies! I LOVE IT GUYS!!!

Craig 27/Jan/2000:18:43:00

An irreverant, riotous romp though some of the quwackiest territory on
the web. I loved it! I laughed! I cried! Genius!!!!!

-+Never Ask+-=My Nam 04/Jan/2000:16:38:57

hey man, funky ass website, thanks for given it too me so I can sign the
guestbook, see ya the fuck later Dave, alright, bye.

Blob 20/Dec/1999:10:54:24

Jeremiah 4:20 - "disaster fallows disaster"

StarCrossedPimp420 20/Dec/1999:10:19:17

Toke up! Hit the gravity! Cuz it's always 4:20 for me!

dannytamberelli 17/Dec/1999:19:45:41

Dude, your dictionary is tweeked. You are one sick puppy, but it
cracks me up

Drop 16/Dec/1999:17:08:16

Your crazy

Nose Squackle 15/Dec/1999:15:50:50

Nose: Hi this is Nose. I hope you like the site. I do. We have an
assortment of comic genius for you. uhhhhhh. Squackle rules. (Farts
giggles)man that was big. Whoa. haha. well. Enjoy

Ben Norkin Colin's c 15/Dec/1999:00:27:10

Its odd but good.

Joseph Neyland 11/Dec/1999:16:45:23

This site is so stupid that it's funny

fart face my face 08/Dec/1999:05:39:59

what a good site

poopoo squackle 06/Dec/1999:23:28:05

stimpyismyname: hi uh... "you guys should sign this guestbook to be cool
like me" also "don't do drugs

elmoisfurry 06/Dec/1999:04:06:38

i love to squeak. squeaking is good for the body and mind. or is that
some herbal crap thingy. oh well. im just signing the book cause im
bored outta my frigging mind. ok. so. bye.you can go now. read someone
elses message. come on. i gotta go do somethin out of nothin. LEAVE.
fine ill leave first. but u have to promise not to squeak in my
presence. unless you are holding a squirrel-butt sandwhich, of course.
bye.

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