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1. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
2. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
3. Where there's a will ... I want to be on it.
4. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
5. Don't drink and drive ... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
6. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies out of the trunk.
7. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
8. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
9. Be nice to your kids ... They will pick out your nursing home.
10. Always remember you're unique ... Just like everyone else.
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