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SIGNS THAT YOU ARE NOT Y2K READY:
You've backed-up your desktop by pushing it against the wall.
You've put foam around the computer to prevent it from crashing.
The soles of your shoes are worn out from re-booting the computer.
You try to clear the screen by shaking the monitor up and down.
You're Amish.
SIGNS THAT YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T Y2K READY:
It has trouble supporting the latest version of Tetris.
The spell check replaces the word "You" with "Thou."
It takes the same amount of time to re-boot as it does to bake a potato.
The manual advises you to throw a towel over the monitor to use as a screen
saver.
It needs to be updated to binary code.
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