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Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
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Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating
rink.
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Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
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Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a diet coke.
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Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters.
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Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage
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Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.
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Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages
of eight
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Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process
so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
creatures'.
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Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
