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We just put down a bunch of funny answers to questions on profiles we found,
we only took the funny parts of their profiles, and their name has been kept
a secret and not told. If you see anything funny in a profile, or just
made up an answer to a profile question, and would like to send it in, please
send it to
davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com
Funny Things in Profiles on AOL:
Occupation:
-shoveling elephant poop for the circus across the street
-Mal & Cait - MEAT me at the WEINER stand! get it?!
-CLEANIN POOP FROM TOILETS,WITH MY PIMP TONY,
-I scoop ice cream!!!!!!!
-i'm a full time superhereo but i moonlight as an international spy
-your poop
-a monkey named chim chim on the show, "speed racer"
Hobbies:
-going and fetching water, i also enjoy pondering on the toilet with a newspaper
-EATING
-i'm tRyInG tO taKe oVer tHe WOrLd ! ! ! nAH. . . tOo mUch thInKinG invOLvEd
!
-Eating ice cream, scooping ice cream, licking ice cream, poop...i hate that
damn word
-doing any thing with women (guys are fun, women are better)
-I like to sh**it. I will sell my poop to anyone who is interested. I take
great sloppy dumps.
-pooping
Marital Status:
-To my dirt bike, im 19 cmon, now
-looking for the one on special!
-hApPILy MArRIeD At ThE agE Of 13
-plural (opposite of single)
-Monkey Luv!!!!
-Pooping single
-big weiner
Computers:
-I wanna own a spider monkey and make him wear a diaper so he can't throw
poop at me
-Hey...wuts slower than Gerbal Poop's winkie growth?!
-poop
-iF You carE . . . YOu sCaRe me
-some gay box
-shut up u boot knocka
-Nope. I poop too much to spend time on the computer.
-peice of card board
-This piece of poop in front of me
Personal Quote:
-you cannot pee into a Mr. Coffee and get Tasters Choice...
-"why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly"
- =P pOoP on yOu
-Pardon Me........But do u have any Grey-Poop-On ?????
-"UHH HUH HUH UHHH HUH HUH"..."HEY YA KNOW WHAT? I POOP"
-"!"
-Lovely,absolutely stunning,u don't care! OOOOPS I POOPED MY PANTS.Dan dont
ever tell a naked chix she can use ur bathroom,Bass moe luvs haircutts &
I like them hops,Blobb that was a tree,Fuzz hay it could be lint,Snoop Denny
Dogg we r twisted literally!
-I poop, therefore I am
-if you have big hooters show them to me
-HI HOW ARE YOU IM FINE
Location:
-On the Ghetto Shores of Possem Lake!
-Snoopy!!!!
-POOP TOWN
Member Name:
-SCOTT,FATTY,FAT SCOTT,FAT FREY,MOSTLY ANYTHING TO DO WITH FAT
-GueSs WhO????
-Gwano (bat poop)
-POOOOOOPGRL
Other:
-(cant show, but there is a black background and all it says is "POOP" in
big purple letters at the top)
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