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Q: How do you jerk a guy off ?
A: wave a 20 in front of his face, if he's stupid, he'll go for 32 cents
Q: How does it feel to be eaten out ?
A: to be taken to McDonalds and given 3 extra Big Macs
Q: How do you give someone a hickey?
A: suck on a lollipop then shove it up their nose
Q: Why is duct tape like "The Force"?
A: Because it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe
together.
Q: What do you call a bag of chips that don't belong to you?
A: NACHOS!
Q: Does a deaf person need to worry about ear wax build up?
A: Not until its oozing out and hardening into a big pile on their
shirt
(these are from joke of the day.com)
Q: How Do You Catch a Bear?
A: First you dig a hole and fill it up with ashes. Then you take some
peas and and put it around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea
you kick him in the ash hole.
Q:What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
A: "Hey . . . watch this!"
Q: How many fleas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two.
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