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1. A badger is in your pants. Those mofo's have sharp claws.
2. On stage naked when you have to urinate. People could lose their careers
this way.
3. Bitchslapping Mike Tyson...cover your ears!
4. Having a pencil up your ass
5. Standing in a pile of hippo crap. You've seen how much they eat. Can you
imagine standing in the crap of an animal who eats aobut 400 pounds of food
a day.
6. If your a guy. Never walk into a gay bar with no pants. Some people don't
wait until they get home.
7. Don't wear butt tight pants when you go to the beach. When you have a
stiffy, people are gonna know.
8. Making love to a gorilla. Some of those animls weigh 2000 pounds.
9. Doing doggy style to a dog. Think where that thing has been.
By Holmes:
10. Bending over in a Prison Shower Room...Welcome to Anal Penetration 101,
your going to feel like your shitting backwards.
11. In a Port-o-potty while it's rolling down a hill...the toilet is going
to be shitting on you
12. Drinking Coca-Cola in a Pepsi plant...HOW COULD YOU!
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