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Down the Street Phrases
1. One day I was walking down the street when a tree bit me in the ass.
2. One day I was walking down the street when a panda began to spank me and
call me nancy.
3. One day I was walking down the street and a dolphin took a crap on me.
4. One day I was walking down the street and I was ambushed by a group of
gay lawyers wearing tutu's.
5. One day I was walking down the street when a baboon walked up to me and
pinched my behind.
6. One day I was walking down the street when I realized my bosom was showing
so I buried myself in a sewage tank and began to sing christmas carols.
7. One day I was walking down the street and saw two squirrels doin it doggy
style on top of a parked car.
8. One day I was walking down the street when a monkey came and took my pants.
9. One day I was walking down the street and a albanian prostitute tickled
me.
10. One day I was walking down the street and saw a man filming pornography
in a tree.
11. One day I was walking down the street when an eel slapped me.
12. One day I was walking down the street and I saw a man named Bubba removing
a white substance from his eye (god knows what it was).
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