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1.)You're so stupid you sent me a fax with a stamp on it!
2.)You're so stupid you thought a quarter back was a refund!
3.)You're so stupid you tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
4.)You're so stupid you thought Boyz II Men was a day care center!
5.)You're so stupid you thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools!(not
that many kids know who Eartha Kitt is, she's a singer)
6.)You're so stupid you thought General Motors was in the Army!
7.)You're so stupid you thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!
8.)You're so stupid you thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday!
9.)You're so stupid under "education" on job applications you put "Hooked
on Phonics"!
10.)You're so stupid you tried to drown a fish!
11.)You're so stupid you tripped over the cordless phone!
12.)You're so stupid you stared at the orange juice carton because it said
"concentrate"!
13.)You're so stupid you got stabbed in a shoot out!
14.)You're so stupid you asked me to meet you at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON'T WALK"!
15.)You're so stupid they had to burn down the school to get you out of 3rd
grade!
16.)You're so stupid on applications that say "Sign Here" you put Libra!
17.)You're so stupid you asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!
18.)You're so stupid it takes you 3 hours to watch "60 Minutes"!
19.)You're so stupid you studied for a blood test and failed!
20.)You're so stupid you tried to buy tokens to get on to "Soul Train"!
21.)You're so stupid when you saw under 17 not admitted at the movies you
went out and got 16 friends!
22.)You're so stupid when you heard 90% of accidents happen at home you moved!
23.)You're so stupid you think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!
24.)You're so stupid when you missed the #44 bus you took the #22 bus twice
instead!
25.)You're so stupid when the sign said Airport Left you turned around and
went home!
26.)You're so stupid you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the
other side!
27.)You're so stupid you sold your car for gas money!
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