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These are just a misc. buncha things from ShockTheMonkey
There once was a man from 'Nam
who took tablets to keep him calm
one day he ran out
his legs turned to gout
and now he walks with his arm
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A monkey when pouring my tea
asked "do you fart when you pee?"
i replied with some wit
"do you burp when you shit?"
and i think that was one up to me
(submitted by ShockTheMonkey's polish grandpa)
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There was a man from brazil
who sat completly still
more often than not
he would dribble snot
and it dangled all the way to his heel
(submitted by LordFancyPants)
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In Holland there once was a man
who had fun with a pig in his van
it was harder than thought
he got caught in its snort
and now he has an all over tan
(submitted by IgetBORED)
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There once was a man from china
who wasnt a brilliant climber
he fell from a rock
damaged his cock
and now he has a vagina
(submitted by IgetBORED)
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There was an old lady from France
who did an unusual dance
she slipped on the grass
and hurt her ass
that crazy old lady from france
(submitted by King Kabobo)
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