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1. You have just been pooped on by a gorilla. What do you do?
A. Run around screaming the word "horizontal".
C. Get even by bitchslapping him
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3. You have been bitchslapped by a 450 pound woman. She is
purple and smells like shoe polish. What color is her hair?
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D. Begin to sing "All In the Family" by Korn
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A. Make him be a prostitute for the entire week.
D. Make him eat 58 Fruit and Yogurt Parfaits from McDonalds
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D. Begin to sing "MMMBOP" by Hanson
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A. Name him and carry him everywhere
D. Take him to a doctor as an excuse to have another Enema.
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D. The old lady from the Old Navy commercials
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D. The bum across the street who never wears pants
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A. Christianity, Muslim, Spanish
B. Judism, Bahrain, Confuscianism
D. They don't believe in anything unless it involves camels
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