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The Klu Klux Clan doesn't fool me...it's actually an evil alien from the
planet Canada that were dropped here because a pregnant alien mother went
to take a shit in a space and by accident let the baby fly out of her ass.
Thats why the KKK hates the color black because there brothers were a big
piece of shit. The baby fell onto an unknown island called "Australia" and
were transferred, underwater by humpback whales and blowfish. They landed
in a place only known to them as Trailer Town and thrived there until they
became sheet-headed retards. Now they plot to take over the earth and eat
beans forever!
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