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10/12/03
The California Recall election is finally God damn over. I thought
that whoresnatch Gray Davis would appeal the election in the courts, but
he didn't. If he did, we'd never hear the end of the fucking thing,
and his term would be over before anything changed.
I for one, am very glad that Gray Davis is out of office, though I don't
nearly as much support the way it happened. The Recall does seem like
a cheap way for the Republicans to gain power in California. When Gray
Davis said that the Recall isn't democratic, it really wasn't. It was
Republican, and that was the main problem.
This is a list of reasons that I support Gray Davis getting his ass kicked
out of office:
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He gave ILLEGAL immigrants the right to have a driver's liscense. This
is INSANE. Its like a fucking game in California. The game is
this: if you get past our border patrol, hey guess what, you can get a driver's
liscence, health care, welfare, and all this other good stuff, at everyone
else's expense, and you don't have to pay a God damn peso. You just
have to make it over alive and not in jail. I hope that Schwarzenegger
will repeal this as soon as he can.
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The ridiculous car tax. I don't particularly care about it, because
I'm not buying or paying any bills for cars, but when you raise a tax, you
don't triple it. You may raise it 20% or something, but not fucking
4 million times what it is before. Pretty soon you're paying more tax
than what you're paying for the God damned car.
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Not many people liked him to begin with. During the election in which
he won against Bill Simon, everyone just voted for the lesser of the two
evils. Bill Simon is a jackass and can't run a colony of ants without
fucking things up like killing all the workers. All he is is a business
man, and though he may or may not be good at that, he's not gonna be any
good at running a fucking state, let alone California, the strongest state
economically in the United States.
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He repeatedly says that the Recall is not democratic. If its not very
democratic then why the hell are people taking their democratic right to
vote on the God damned thing in the first place? It doesn't matter
if people were payed or not to sign the petition that was going around to
get the Recall started, but it IS democratic when people vote for something,
and vote to eject your bitch ass from office, along with your stupid bitch
wife.
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He signed bills at the last minute trying to get more people to vote no on
the recall. This stupid suck up bitch tried to suck up to the fucking
illegal immigrants, who somehow have the right to vote, evidently.
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He started playing dirty politics at the end of the Recall. I don't
care what this stupid cunt rag says, he's the one that put out all the groping
bullshit out into the media. Its total bullshit, and its really stupid.
All these women that are accusing Arnold of groping them, are HORRIBLY
UGLY. Why the FUCK would anyone grope a stupid ugly stuck up bitch,
when you've got a 7 million times hotter wife at home? It doesn't make
sense.
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Davis was a pansy bitch puppet for Cruz Bustamante. Do you REALLY think
that Davis could come up with all these things that he's signing and crap?
Sure, I'll agree that he made some decisions and bills that may have
been worth something, but Bustamante is really the biggest influence behind
Davis. I haven't even heard of that bald headed fuck until the Recall
started. And I hate him too.
Okay, now I'm done complaining about Davis. This is all I can think
of right now.
Now onto the actual topic at hand. The California Recall. Never
has any election ever seen so many stupid candidates. There's about
10 actual candidates that anyone would vote for. The other 9 billion
are just stupid idiots that think that they can get some sort of TV time
and actually get their views heard, which is bull cause they won't, and they'll
only end up getting votes from them and their friends and family. Such
a waste of votes. They probably actually thought that 3 million people
would vote for them so that they would actually gain the position of governor.
Seriously, does that make sense?
So, after all the bullshit of the Recall, it finally came down to Arnold
winning. Arnold's winning over Bustamante could be illustrated by this
comic that stimpyismyname drew:
Bustamante is a jackass. If he was going to get elected governor, he
would be a complete moron and absolutely nothing would change. He would
also pamper to the illegal immigrants every freaking chance he got, since
he seems to have been one at one time or something like that, since he says
he's so much like them and understands everything about them.
So, we're just going to have to see how Arnold Schwarzenegger will be as
a Californian governor.
But, seriously, how much cooler would it have been if we could get Gallagher
to be the governor?
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