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Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
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6.50
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Votes: 6
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Overview:
Ever hear of a great game called “Final Fantasy Tactics”? Well,
it’s back, sorta, only a lot more shitty and boring.
See, you start off as this guy that looks EXACTLY like the previous Tactics
hero, Ramza. Now, take all the last games things, fuck them up with monster
classes, judges and boring battles, and you got the new tactics game! Portable,
so you can take it anywhere!
Marche and Ramza
(Psst! They look the same!)
Graphics:
As you can see, they aren’t half bad for a GBA game. Spells look a little
shitty and slow, which there should be no excuse, since the battles aren’t
real-time, and spells should look good if given the chance. Some of the
animations are very slow, I don’t think Marche (PenisHors in the provided
picture) wouldn’t hurt someone swinging his arm like an old lady.
Sound:
GAAAAHHHH! I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN THAT MOOGLE TALKS! “Buurr burrrrr
burr burrrrr” ALL THE DAMN TIME! DAMMIT! Also, kupo means, “Krap!
You poop often!” or something of the like. I can’t think of anything
better to associate it with.
Music is okay, but the Moogle ruins it.
Gameplay:
You kill things! Okay! Ready to be confused? No? Great!
This is really hard to explain, because it’s so stupid, but there are
laws in this fucked up world, and they are a lot like ours. They limit what
they can and can’t do. But they have weirder ones. They are allowed
by law to fight, but not to use certain weapons or equipment during battles.
To make sure everyone fights fairly, a super hero named “Judge”
goes around making sure everyone follows the law, or he’ll send them
to prison! POUND YOU IN THE ASS PRISON! Here’s an example of how stupid
this can get:
SEE?! Battle was over, and he still was put in prison for saving his own
life! That fucking judge! I FUCKING HATE HIM! HATE HIM! FUCK! Some day someone
will come along, politely killing someone, and BOOM, hit the bitch ass judge.
That fucker deserves it.
Crappiest Part:
Here are some examples:
Sexual innuendo
or maybe not...
FUCKING SELF-ADVERTISEMENT!
Overall Score:
It’s okay, but shitty compared to the first FFT, Disgaea, or Tactics
Ogre.
6/10
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Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
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6.50
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Votes: 6
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