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Home \ Screwed Up Chronicles \ The Screwed Up Games \ GMPet (PC)


Game by Liberty Freak, made with Game Maker.

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GMPet

THE EPIC

(review)

Overview:

This is a game about a pet- NO! this is a game about a young boy... and a computer. It all started like this (names have been changed to protect the innocent):

Melvin: Blegh!

Melvin had a mom

Melvin: Life sucks!

His mom hated animals

Melvin: She thinks they cause homosexuality!

Melvin never had that cute little puppy in the window, or that great big dog next door.

Melvin: I did have a computer!

Thats right Melvin. You hung in there and made your own pet!

Melvin: I'm like.. GOD or something!

You da man! ...anyway... after Melvin had years of feeding then bathing then feeding his pet again and again... he decided to bless everyone on his block with his NEW kind of pet.. the kind you can kill or turn off, then load back up in a year and still have a healthy relationship with-- speaking about health... Melvin was about to die.

Melvin: Oh god!

God: Oh god? don't you mean oh you?

Melvin: I didn't mean it! it's just a computer program! It's not blasphemy!

God: BLASPHEMY?! You stupid-- you can go to HELL!

Melvin: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Overall Score:

I give this game a 2/10 because it inspired me to put off my english essay.


Download GMPet Clicks: 152
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