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Game by PG Games, made
with Game Maker.
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6.60
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Votes: 10
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Overview:
Going to the PG Games website is so perplexing to me, because there are so
many horrible games that are so not worth downloading that I get the feeling
that I must have them before they are gone forever, because no one downloads
them. One of those fascinating games is....the oddly named Johnny. The name
Johnny has nothing to do with anything in the game. There are no words in
this game. Its funny, cause in the help file it says that the story was made
by the guy that made the game, but low and behold there ain't no fuckin story.
I'm still in awe at the fact that this fucking game is 8 megs. What the fuck
is with that, you might ask, for this game being so crappy just by one glance
at the pictures? The mp3, is what it is. Its a fairly good techno song though,
and that's the only good thing about this game. I'm happy that I actually
got this game, so I could get my hands on that succulent techno song that
goes so not well with anything happening in the game.
Graphics:
First of all, everything about this game scares me. The Johnny guy has a
smile that I originally thought was a beard, but i guess it was just the
black background (which is also scary, because there's nothing there, its
just black.), and there's naked purple aliens everywhere, throwing their
shitflames, and these weird eye tower things, and these weird sack things
that don't do anything but move around. Everything graphical wise in this
game sucks dick. There's not even an animation for the guy walking. There's
no animation at all, and there's no separate picture for walking backwards,
he just slides backwards or forwards, or jumps into the air really high.
Sound:
Like I said before, the song is good. There aren't any sound effects though.
Which is probably a good thing.
Gameplay:
You jump...and go straight. You can't see where you're going at all though,
because the view is always not far enough to the right to see anything.
Crappiest part:
The crappiest part would be everything minus the music. More work probably
went into finding the music than the rest of the game.
Overall Score:
(insert fog horn sound). This game isn't worth getting unless you want to
listen to the song. I give it a 1/10. The 1 is for the song.
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6.60
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Votes: 10
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