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Game by Gamez
Hell, made with Game
Maker.
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6.00
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Votes: 2
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There's a lot of bad games made with Game Maker, but this game is not one
of them. I've spent so many hours playing this game that my fingers and eyes
have gone numb. Wait...am I reviewing Mark Platinum here? Well then let me
rephrase what I've said thus far. This game IS one of them, and I hate it
about a whole lot.
For one, the size of the screen is about 9 x 9, so you better get the magnifying
glass when you're ready to play. Also bring about eight bottles of Motrin
also. The game begins with an introduction story so pathetic and misspelled
that I wonder if the designer put any thought into the game. After playing
the game for five more seconds, you will see that the answer to that is no.
Aliens have invaded Asia and are headed for Europe! So why the hell do I
start off in a room with a backdrop of Egypt? Last time I checked, Egypt
wasn't in either Europe nor Asia....ok mister smarty man, whatever you say!
Pressing right makes Mark move right..that's all. The maker was too busy
chugging anti-freeze and masturbating to Ateens videos to even make a walking
animation of any sort. Pressing up will make Mark move up, again with no
kind of animation. Video game characters sure do suck these days, all they
every start out with is the ability to jump really fucking high and make
enemies dissapear and make a weird sound when landed upon. After walking
forward and trying to jump over enemies for a while you hit a flag and are
transported to the end of the game. Ok maybe you don't but a guy can dream
can't he? No? Well fuck you too.
The second level has ice or something, I don't really remember. Anyway, there's
a gun the size of a mountain in which you can pick up if you walk into it.
The gun then magically turns into a normal sized gun. When fired it shoots
about eight hundred pool balls, TEH ENEMYS HAV NO CHANS.You have infinite
lives but it doesn't matter because the game blows infants for jawbreakers.
And everytime you restart a level, the music repeats from the beginning.
May I add that the music is like listening to a barn orgy involving your
whole family and a group of very dirty pigs.
Graphics: -5
Sound: -6
Replayability: -9
Fun Factor: -10
Controls: 0
basically, a 1/10
SCREENSHOTS:
The giant pussy gun, this is the whole size of the screen.
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6.00
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Votes: 2
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Right click and "save target as."
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