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Game by The GM Place, made
with Game Maker.
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3.00
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Votes: 1
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Overview:
Captain's log, 0500. We're going in a straight line now...with UFos, and
about 3 other originally drawn ships coming our way. Also going in a straight
line. And asteroids. Everywhere. They're everywhere! Actually they aren't,
there's only about 1 or 2 ships at a given time, and a random asteroid flying
through every now and then.
Graphics:
The graphics are the same as the first one, but this time I saw a few ships
that might've been original. Whoopeedoo. Doesn't hide the fact that this
game sucks.
Sound:
The same as the first one, annoying like my sister when she comes into my
room asking if she can get a ride to one of her stupid friend's house so
they swim in a swimming pool all day.
Gameplay:
Same as the first one. This is probably the strong point of the game, knowing
how to play.
Crappiest Part:
The crappiest part is the whole idea. Space Attacks is gay. It should be
called Space Gay, cause that's what it is. I know they're transporting dildos
to the alien's homeworld who don't fucking want human dildos. If they wanted
dildos at all, they'd get their own species. They don't want some long stick
thing, they want a flat bumpy thing that you can slap, and waves like jello.
Oh wait...I just found the story.
Story:
Killing Osama in the first Space attacks wasn't enough. Saddam wants revenge,
(yes, I am aware that the two are enemies). Fight off hoards of evil UFOs
acting on Saddam's behalf. Stop them before it's too late... or after it's
too late, whatever's good for you. Good luck...
what the hell is that?
Overall Score:
Yet again, another failure in the Space Attacks series. But this time around,
when you die you don't go to the credits screen. Hooray! And there's also
different difficulties, so I guess I have to give points for that. More like
1 point for all the improvements, that shouldn't have been improvements but
been in the first one already. 3/10.
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3.00
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Votes: 1
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Right click and "save target as."
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