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Game by
Cybershark,
made with Game Maker.
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2.00
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Votes: 1
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Overview:
This is a game called The Hobbit. Yes, its about the book that J.R.R. Tolkien
wrote. OR IS IT?!? Hint: its not.
Graphics:
They suck. Stupid gnomes, one wizard, and floating spiders are the
only things in the game. The guy you are is some stupid thing that
doesn't have his legs moving at all. And he has no feet. He's
jumping around on stubs!
Sound:
Its a stupid song. It has an "adventurous" feel to it, but there IS
no adventure in this game.
Gameplay:
....you jump....and move....and "swing" which more like a flicking of the
sword. He's a mean sword flicker...you'll know what I mean if you play
it.
Crappiest Part:
How it has NOTHING-TO-DO-WITH-THE-HOBBIT
Overall Score:
Fuck this game. Fuck it right up the ass!!!111!!!111111111111112
2/10
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2.00
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Votes: 1
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