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See AOL doesn't stand for American On Line, it stands for Army Of Lithuanians.
See Steve Case (creator of AOL) is actually a Lithuanian leader. See when
you lag, it's actually a computurized Amish Mafia thats helping the Lithuanians
because there so much against technology. See, they nibble on your telephone
wires (some, if not all get shocked and loose there teeth and there ability
to have sex) causing you to lag off. Now steve case lays back and laughs
why thousands of people lag off. Now the Lituanians get a daily report of
how many people are looking at porno and how many people lag off and they
send this report through telepathic powers to the moms and dads of america.
Thats how they know when your looking at porno....
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