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If I found a bathroom key to the 7/8 bathrooms, next year i can open the
7/8 bathrooms, which are nicer and cleaner than the ol' dirty ciggarette
smelling high school bathrooms with my very own bathroom key, unless they
change all the locks though, then its useless. i could probably get into
reg. classrooms with the key...but i doubt it. haha...go in there and steal
a VCR from a teacher i hate. then i wont have to buy one
hmm
i'll bring a bunch of my friends. we'll steal the tv, and some more
vcrs...probably a few more tvs, but thats when we get a truck, and a few
guns, masks, gloves, black clothes, during the night making sure there are
no janitors out on the prowel
but, then again, if its just a bathroom key...all we can steal is a towel
roll, the knobs on the faucets, and break the towel dispensor
hehe...i'd like to see those stupid new 8th graders use those faucets...
pee all over the mirrors too. when they look in the mirror at their reflection
ohh boy!
they'll either try to wipe it off to see a clearer view of them or something.
hehe....also take the toilet flusher handle thingys off the high powered
"toilets." i mean...you have to have some pretty big pieces of shit to use
a high powered toilet
...so we'll take those off, not like anybody uses them anyway
and if anybody DOES use them...they'll be in for a surprise they'll probably
have to use a stick they found outside jam it into where the handle used
to be and try and flush it without breaking the stick.
hmm
we'll also take the doors to the toilets. no one uses them toilets, so why
do they need doors? and....we'll take the handles off the urinals
are you even listening?
well, anyway
then we'd go to the men's bathroom which is much more nicer, so we'll fuck
that up more then go to the girls bathroom do the same crap, but on the door
to the bathroom we'll spray paint "no pussies aloud" and on the door of the
toilets, we wont take those because they deserve their privacy...
...sorta..
then we'd go to the women's bathroom and equally fuck that up
but 7 times more
hmm
i wonder what the charge for all of that would be if we got caught..
anyway, that would be cool
we'd probably get 98 counts of vandalism, give or take a few hundred
counts...we'll also get 5 consecutive lifetimes in prison or a few dozen
more...
hehe...that would be cool...
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