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\ July 6, 2001
Note: Holmes doesnt know how Bklynzballer got his sn
Bklynzballer [6:33 PM]: want a pic of my char?
Holmes [6:35 PM]: why
Bklynzballer [6:35 PM]: this is mike from school
Holmes [6:36 PM]: seriously
Holmes [6:36 PM]: ?
Bklynzballer [6:36 PM]: yea
Holmes [6:36 PM]: howd you get the sn
Bklynzballer [6:37 PM]: i just found you in my buddyslist
Bklynzballer [6:37 PM]: so...you going to school tommorrow
Holmes [6:37 PM]: oh
Holmes [6:37 PM]: yeah
Holmes [6:39 PM]: so i'll see you 5th period?
Holmes [6:40 PM]: ?
Bklynzballer [6:40 PM]: yea
Bklynzballer [6:40 PM]: so who do you like
Bklynzballer [6:41 PM]: like girls in school
Holmes [6:44 PM]: i like tracy
Holmes [6:44 PM]: shes got an ass like a mule
Bklynzballer [6:44 PM]: ewwww
Bklynzballer [6:45 PM]: sick f***
Bklynzballer [6:45 PM]: i like ashley
Bklynzballer [6:45 PM]: she has tits like a dog....
Holmes [6:45 PM]: EW that bitch has a beard of pimples
Bklynzballer [6:46 PM]: lol...just kidding
Holmes [6:46 PM]: i was about to say
Bklynzballer [6:46 PM]: i dont know why but tracy asked me out
Holmes [6:47 PM]: really? what'd you say?
Bklynzballer [6:47 PM]: i said k
Bklynzballer [6:47 PM]: were going out friday
Holmes [6:47 PM]: damn try to save some for me
Bklynzballer [6:48 PM]: im going to get the ass on my dick
Holmes [6:48 PM]: during spanish she passed a note saying "tengo un regallo
para tu", i dunno what that means...
Holmes [6:48 PM]: you go boy-eeee!
Bklynzballer [6:48 PM]: hehehe
Holmes [6:49 PM]: makes me wish i hadn't slept in spanish class
Bklynzballer [6:49 PM]: it means she has something for you
Holmes [6:49 PM]: oh
Holmes [6:49 PM]: well good to know
Bklynzballer [6:50 PM]: man...well im going grab that ass all night
Bklynzballer [6:50 PM]: bounce wit me
Holmes [6:50 PM]: ouch shes going to be hurtin
Bklynzballer [6:50 PM]: i knoe
Bklynzballer [6:50 PM]: shes coming over friday too!
Bklynzballer [6:51 PM]: she said she wants to see my room
Holmes [6:51 PM]: wow! i'll bet you'll show her something more won't you...
like your closet
Bklynzballer [6:51 PM]: she wants me bad
Bklynzballer [6:52 PM]: tell tracy tommorrow if she is ready for our date
Holmes [6:52 PM]: man i wish i hadn't said she was a bitch by accident infront
of her friends
Holmes [6:52 PM]: alright
Bklynzballer [6:52 PM]: tell...im hard
Bklynzballer [6:52 PM]: yo...im bringing a condum to school
Holmes [6:53 PM]: show it to me duroing lunch
Bklynzballer [6:53 PM]: kk
Bklynzballer [6:53 PM]: im going to tell her for me and her to go to the
bathroom
Holmes [6:53 PM]: do you want your playboys on friday too?
Holmes [6:53 PM]: ok will do
Bklynzballer [6:53 PM]: yup
Holmes [6:53 PM]: i got 3 extra just for you
Bklynzballer [6:53 PM]: giv me a pic of her so i can jerk off
Holmes [6:54 PM]: wow jeeze some things shouldn't be told to friends
Bklynzballer [6:54 PM]: lol
Bklynzballer [6:54 PM]: send me pic of her now!
Bklynzballer [6:54 PM]: ol.
Bklynzballer [6:54 PM]: i wanna get my freak on
Holmes [6:54 PM]: damn you know my scanners busted
Bklynzballer [6:54 PM]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!grrrrrrrr
Holmes [6:55 PM]: yeah i know, i'm about to bust it open
Bklynzballer [6:55 PM]: fuck....come to my house
Holmes [6:55 PM]: nah i'm playin playstation 2 and lookin at some porno
Bklynzballer [6:55 PM]: dam...
Holmes [6:55 PM]: nothing like a vibrating controler on your lap
Bklynzballer [6:56 PM]: i just got a new game for ps2
Bklynzballer [6:56 PM]: winter sport x-games
Holmes [6:56 PM]: lol i thought you didn't have ps2
Bklynzballer [6:56 PM]: i just got it
Bklynzballer [6:56 PM]: duh
Holmes [6:56 PM]: oh
Holmes [6:56 PM]: lucky bastard
Holmes [6:56 PM]: i had to wait for 3 months
Holmes [6:57 PM]: since i reserved it
Bklynzballer [6:57 PM]: yo holmes....whats tracys #
Bklynzballer [6:57 PM]: dam...she wants to go out but no # grrrr
Holmes [6:57 PM]: damn that bitch hates me why would i have her number
Holmes [6:57 PM]: ask her tommorow
Bklynzballer [6:57 PM]: shes my next g/f dick
Holmes [6:58 PM]: tel her i said hi
Holmes [6:58 PM]: sorry but she can be a bitch
Bklynzballer [6:58 PM]: yes i will do
Bklynzballer [6:58 PM]: im gonna get her like a animal
Holmes [6:58 PM]: good
Bklynzballer [6:58 PM]: what grade are we again?
Bklynzballer [6:58 PM]: lol
Holmes [6:59 PM]: lol you were always an idiot, 11th DUmbass
Bklynzballer [6:59 PM]: i slept everytime in school.
Bklynzballer [6:59 PM]: o ya
Bklynzballer [6:59 PM]: hehehe
Holmes [6:59 PM]: no shit you stayed back once in 5th grade
Bklynzballer [6:59 PM]: dont remind please...
Bklynzballer [6:59 PM]: lol
Bklynzballer [6:59 PM]: i got myself a car
Holmes [7:00 PM]: quit bullshiting
Bklynzballer [7:00 PM]: nah...but im getting one
Bklynzballer [7:00 PM]: im thinking about buying a mercedes benz
Holmes [7:00 PM]: suuuure what is it? a BMW?
Holmes [7:00 PM]: HA
Holmes [7:00 PM]: lets see if your broke ass could afford that
Bklynzballer [7:00 PM]: yo...dont diss how broke i am
Bklynzballer [7:00 PM]: im richer than you dick
Holmes [7:01 PM]: well you got tracy
Bklynzballer [7:01 PM]: i know....hehe
Holmes [7:01 PM]: crap i gtg
Bklynzballer [7:01 PM]: yo holmes giv me your #
Holmes [7:01 PM]: 232-6797
Bklynzballer [7:01 PM]: l8er
Bklynzballer [7:01 PM]: area code
Holmes [7:02 PM]: l8ter
Holmes [7:02 PM]: dumb ass! how do you not know our area code?
Bklynzballer [7:02 PM]: lol..i cant remeber
Holmes [7:02 PM]: you should have stayed back in 9th grade
Holmes [7:02 PM]: 860
Holmes [7:02 PM]: jeeze
Bklynzballer [7:02 PM]: lol im gunna call you kno3
Holmes [7:02 PM]: i will bitch slap you tommorow
Bklynzballer [7:02 PM]: is your mom home?
Holmes [7:02 PM]: k call me in 30 minutes
Holmes [7:02 PM]: nah
Holmes [7:02 PM]: working
Bklynzballer [7:02 PM]: im gunna be like yo is holmes there
Holmes [7:02 PM]: aiight
Bklynzballer [7:03 PM]: where state do i liv in?
Bklynzballer [7:03 PM]: lol hehehehe
Holmes [7:03 PM]: seriously dude, do you have amnesia?
Bklynzballer [7:03 PM]: im so dumb
Bklynzballer [7:03 PM]: nah im just playing
Holmes [7:03 PM]: about to say
Holmes [7:03 PM]: well see ya later
Bklynzballer [7:03 PM]: what state you live in?
Holmes [7:03 PM]: ugh dude conn.
Holmes [7:03 PM]: BYE
Bklynzballer [7:03 PM]: lol
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