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Bklynzballer [5:16 PM]: yo mike....wutup?
Holmes [5:16 PM]: nothin much what up with you?
Bklynzballer [5:16 PM]: nuttin....me and tracy went to the bathroom
Holmes [5:17 PM]: wow bounce wit me dawg!
Bklynzballer [5:17 PM]: lol....we worked with rubber...hehehehe
Bklynzballer [5:17 PM]: u speak to her?
Holmes [5:17 PM]: nah sick today
Bklynzballer [5:18 PM]: THATS WHY I DIDNT SEE YOU
Holmes [5:18 PM]: yeah no shit
Bklynzballer [5:18 PM]: ashley wants to date you
Holmes [5:18 PM]: eww tell that bicth to bounce
Bklynzballer [5:18 PM]: lol
Bklynzballer [5:19 PM]: i told her you would come over today ...with .....RUBBER
Holmes [5:19 PM]: what'd that biatch say
Bklynzballer [5:19 PM]: she said for real in a real geaky tone ..i said no
shit
Holmes [5:19 PM]: shes a man-whore
Bklynzballer [5:20 PM]: my little friend cALLED you yesterday
Bklynzballer [5:20 PM]: did you hear a little kid saying is holmes there
lol?
Holmes [5:20 PM]: yup
Bklynzballer [5:20 PM]: thatz zack...neighbor
Bklynzballer [5:20 PM]: wut you say?
Holmes [5:20 PM]: nothin
Bklynzballer [5:21 PM]: oo
Holmes [5:21 PM]: SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME THOUGHT IT WAS A PRANK CALLER
Bklynzballer [5:21 PM]: he said your answer machine was gay.....
Holmes [5:21 PM]: sorry for caps
Bklynzballer [5:21 PM]: lol
Holmes [5:21 PM]: yeah it's gay
Holmes [5:21 PM]: i deleted the message
Holmes [5:22 PM]: i'll get your playboys tommorow
Holmes [5:22 PM]: almost forogt about em
Bklynzballer [5:22 PM]: i got chyna
Holmes [5:22 PM]: wtf is chyna
Bklynzballer [5:22 PM]: wwf superstar chyna
Holmes [5:23 PM]: o her
Bklynzballer [5:23 PM]: yup....she looks like ashley
Bklynzballer [5:23 PM]: lol....man im gettin my money back
Bklynzballer [5:23 PM]: unless you want it
Holmes [5:23 PM]: nah
Bklynzballer [5:23 PM]: k
Bklynzballer [5:24 PM]: me and tracy are going to hit it off
Holmes [5:24 PM]: dawg that is so cooool...you gettin that ass on ur dick
Holmes [5:24 PM]: ?
Bklynzballer [5:24 PM]: yup...dam rite
Bklynzballer [5:24 PM]: comeova man
Holmes [5:24 PM]: dayammmmmmmmn bounce wit me
Bklynzballer [5:24 PM]: tracys ova
Holmes [5:24 PM]: she just came
Bklynzballer [5:25 PM]: yea.......shes gunna blow me...yo i swear
Bklynzballer [5:25 PM]: no one home
Holmes [5:25 PM]: holy shit
Holmes [5:25 PM]: and you want my ass there?
Bklynzballer [5:26 PM]: your gunna film it
Holmes [5:26 PM]: lol my video cameras busted, remeber that shit? lol i never
seen you flip so much
Bklynzballer [5:26 PM]: i kno
Holmes [5:27 PM]: you owe me a new one, wanna-be-johnny-knoxville
Bklynzballer [5:27 PM]: whos ure best friend in school?
Holmes [5:27 PM]: Ben, that kid that sits in your math class, you guys haven't
chilled together though, you should
Bklynzballer [5:27 PM]: mine is tracys ass...which im feeling now....
Holmes [5:28 PM]: damn! put it on your dick and bounce wit it
Bklynzballer [5:28 PM]: ben acts queer
Bklynzballer [5:28 PM]: no fence to u....i just dont like him
Holmes [5:28 PM]: o well
Holmes [5:29 PM]: not the end of the world
Bklynzballer [5:29 PM]: i kno
Holmes [5:29 PM]: whats tracy doin now
Bklynzballer [5:30 PM]: werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fucking
Bklynzballer [5:30 PM]: dude ......i owe u so many things
Bklynzballer [5:30 PM]: im not a virgin im not a virgin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holmes [5:30 PM]: no shit, like that noteboook you busted up by smashing
it on your head
Holmes [5:30 PM]: great goin, genius
Bklynzballer [5:31 PM]: jeez...i cant remeber all this shit wut else
Holmes [5:31 PM]: man the noteboook must have knocked your brain out!
Bklynzballer [5:31 PM]: son...this sex buissness hurts..
Holmes [5:31 PM]: take it like a man
Bklynzballer [5:31 PM]: wut else did i fuck up
Holmes [5:32 PM]: your head
Bklynzballer [5:32 PM]: lol...u ever have sex?
Holmes [5:32 PM]: DUH! of course
Bklynzballer [5:32 PM]: wit who
Holmes [5:32 PM]: your mom lol
Holmes [5:32 PM]: just playin with you dude
Bklynzballer [5:32 PM]: grrrrrrrrrrrr............
Bklynzballer [5:32 PM]: lol
Holmes [5:33 PM]: a girl named stephany back in 9th grade
Bklynzballer [5:33 PM]: dude.....9th grade?
Bklynzballer [5:33 PM]: shit
Holmes [5:33 PM]: yea
Holmes [5:33 PM]: bounce wit me
Bklynzballer [5:34 PM]: wut else did i break of yours?
Holmes [5:34 PM]: my eminem cd
Holmes [5:34 PM]: you almost broke my fan
Bklynzballer [5:34 PM]: o yea....eminem sucks anyways....good thing i broke
it
Holmes [5:35 PM]: biatch that ain't the point! it was my cd
Bklynzballer [5:35 PM]: lol hehehe
Bklynzballer [5:35 PM]: crap how i can brake things...owell...
Bklynzballer [5:35 PM]: didnt i almost brake your cd player?
Holmes [5:35 PM]: ALMOST!
Holmes [5:35 PM]: HA
Holmes [5:35 PM]: you did!
Holmes [5:36 PM]: broke the fast forward button
Bklynzballer [5:36 PM]: wow....next on my hitlist is ......ps2
Holmes [5:36 PM]: you bust my ps2 and i'll bust a cap
Bklynzballer [5:36 PM]: hehehehe
Bklynzballer [5:36 PM]: son...i can bust you up
Bklynzballer [5:36 PM]: dam....dude...zacks here
Holmes [5:37 PM]: who the hell is zack
Bklynzballer [5:37 PM]: hey mike..zack here
Bklynzballer [5:37 PM]: the kid you wer talking to yesterday
Holmes [5:37 PM]: oh
Bklynzballer [5:37 PM]: how many lines you have?
Holmes [5:37 PM]: lines?
Bklynzballer [5:37 PM]: phone lines
Holmes [5:38 PM]: 2
Bklynzballer [5:38 PM]: zacks gunna call you now....lol hehehe
Bklynzballer [5:38 PM]: k?
Bklynzballer [5:38 PM]: i have to go bye
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