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These two old ladys have like, 90000 cats, kittens and they are very cute
and I want one. I asked, and they said ok, but my momther said, "no."
I said, whawhahwhaaaaawhyyyyyyyyyyy they are sooooo cute and nice she said,
no, and because i said so.
So i said, "boooom!" and she fell and she picked up the ballon and got up
my wall is beeping beeeep beeep beeeep beeeep beeeep beeep beeep
damn
what is that
sh-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
damn alarm clock
Last night, my little sister and her freind came into my room and told me
they had a kitten in her room. I went in and they had it in a ziplock baggie
(gallon sized), which was a bit odd, she said they were gonna sneek it into
her friends house, and her dad would probly let her keep it, they wouldent
let it out, so in best interest of the cat I poked a few holes in the bag,
(thought i saw his face change colors, heh), my sister said she got it out
of some old ladys house, and I thought she had stole it, but the next day
on the way to summer school, there was a sign on the garage door that said
you could take them (the garage was open a bit) so I reached in and picked
one up, and he was sooooooo cuuuuuuuuutttte, and this old lady came out and
she was sooo olddd and sooooo cutttteeee, and (if youve seen "Happy Gilmore"
you know what im talking about) she was like "Do you want a kitten", i was
like AWWWWWWWWWWWWW that was sooooo cuttttee and a small child walked up
behind me (if youve experienced the magic of Sherly Temple, you know what
im talking about) and she said "Can I hold her", I was like
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWww,
AWWWWWWWwWWWWWWwWWWW, then i put the cat down and speed walked away, because
it was getting really weird...
I want my kitty. My cat is so good, and pretty, and nice, but she might not
like a little kitten around the house and Deda knows best my cat is really
cool man, im asking her if she wants a kitten around and she said, "meow."
I want to get it. I dont know if i can just walk up and take it. I wonder
if i can break in to their garage.
That day my little sister took one the other day, and gave it to her friend,
it pissed me off, because her dad was just like "Oh, a cat, you cant have
that."
She said, "Why?" and hes all "Ohhh, wellllll, ok. Do you need to stop at
the pet shop?"
I was like, "What the hell man"
My moms just like, "no."
so thats why she is screwed up...
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