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When I am bored in the future, I will proclaim Antartica and the Arctic their
own republic and gain freedom from the oppression given on the republics
by the U.S. and Russia and any other countries that fucked with the Earth's
poles. I'll go across the world, finding homeless people, and give them igloo
mansions, money, and a job at the zoos in Antartica and the Arctic. Our main
income would be from zoos, and the main attractions would be polar bears
and penguins. And we'll become an imperialist nation and take over Greenland
in a war, then slowly take over all the uninhabited islands of Canada that
they don't even ue. Then, take over all the uninhabited islands of the Pacific,
and everywhere else in the world that is uninhabited. Then when our forces
got big enough, we'll take over Bahrain! The republic of Antartica and Arctic
live on forever! Sa-loot!
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