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Home \ Screwed Up Chronicles \ The Screwed Up People \ Squackle! Online Dating Service


Let's face it, people.  No one really wants to do anything "in real life" anymore, and all the dating services on the net are for Person to Person relationships.  Whatever happened to the lost art of ONLINE boyfriend/girlfriends?  Well, we propose a new dating service, an Online Dating Service, in which we pair up random people, set up "dates" or have them have IMs with each other.  All of the logs of these happenings will be posted here.


nothing yet.

Send in your AIM/AOL screen names or email addresses and we'll pair you up!  Register at the Bulletin Board too, if you want:

Everything is required for a good submission
I would like to be known as (please use the same name if you have submitted something before, or registered at the Bulletin Board)

My Emai Address:

My AIM/AOL Screen Name:

I am a: looking for a

My age is , I am looking for someone

"Personality" test (so we can pair you up with the "right person"):

I consider myself a: Liberal Conservative

I love chick flicks: yes no

Which do you prefer: Neil Diamond Michelle Branch

Do you hold the controller when watching TV or watch whatever is on?: I hold the controller I watch whatever is on

Can long distance relationships work out?: yes they can no way in hell

What is love?: Doing it Caring Hardcore sex Dependence

What is a romantic evening to you?: Kickin back some beers and watchin football   Heading to the mall A midnight walk on a tropical beach A picnic in a forest

Where would you go on a first date?:   McDonalds The most expensive restaurant Home to get some My own fuckin choice

Do you look at pornography and masturbate?: Yes NO! *splat*

It's your first date set up by squackle...what do you say to this person?: ::grabs their ass:: hey hot stuff Hi my name is ____, nice to meet you! wnna syber?// Squackle rules because they set me up on this date...

How much would you click for online-love?: One click Double click (don't strain yourself) Triple click (holy shit! dude slow down!)   Until my hand cramps up (told ya to slow it down!)

Your date said a corny ass joke, whats your response?: LOL LMAO ROFLMAO!!!!! HAHHAHAHA ...that waz gey! um my dog's gotta piss, bye HOHOHOHAHEHSAHHJAHHAHSjsjdhshjdgdshjsdgdfhdsdgs

What state (in the US) or country do you live in?:

Something you wanna say:





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