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This was written a long time ago when boy bands were at their prime, and
dave was in 8th grade, so that's why its really dumb
First, it was Hanson. They gave a bad name to the bands of the 90s.
At least they played instruments, even though it didn't look like it.
Then for a very short time it was Leonardo Dickaprio. That was
for a pretty short time, but we're not here to discuss him. Then they
came. It was the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, 98 Degrees, and 5ive. This
just makes me sick. Why do they even call them "bands," anyway? They
just sing songs that they didn't write at all and take all the credit for
it when they say stuff like, "Oh, yes, I felt so much love when I was making
this song." It just plain PISSES ME OFF!!!! The only reason they
have their success is because they are "hot." No one gives a crap about
how they sound, just how they look. This is also a nation-wide problem.
A lot of girls around here have loved the bsb since 6th grade. Now,
we're in 8th grade. That's 3 years. 3 years of wasting money
on stupid little cds made by these stupid boy bands. Some of them don't
like them anymore. I bet some of them are still jacking off for them
too, i bet. I think that most of these immature, screechy, empty-headed
girls probably buy one of these boy band's cds then, throw the cd out
and save the pictures.
I myself, being a victim of the backstreet boys, now hate them with all my
heart. I wish that i can get all of that dumbass music out of my brain,
but some of my mind is still poisoned by these bands. Having a sister
that is obsessed with these bands and other little corny solo artists (namely,
Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera) is not helping at all. Whenever
i hear one of these songs, they stick in my mind, and the little part of
my mind that is still poisoned, seems to take over.
They whine. They whine so much, that's half the reason that I get pissed
off. They dont even play their instruments, that pisses me off too.
Oh, excuse me, like one of those guys from bsb plays a piano. A
PIANO! COME ON PEOPLE! A band sucks when it has a piano in it.
Look how Ben Folds Five turned out. They have a piano player,
and they aren't popular. Either that, or because the piano player guy
isn't "hot enough" or whatever. Anyway, some people say that bsb plays
instruments. They don't. Belive me. If they did, wouldn't
you think they would be playing it in their videos or at concerts, like normal
bands? In case you haven't noticed during their stupid little performance
at the MTV Video Music Awards, there was a bunch of people in the back while
they were dancing their stupid little brains out, while people are screaming
things like, "KEVIN! I LOVE YOU, MARRY ME!" or "YOU ARE SO HOT!
MARRY ME!" MY G-O-D people. That is just plain screwed
up. These misguided "bands" are misguiding misguided souls in this
misguided world.
This problem that the USA has, has got to be fixed, and fixed fast. They
have been taking too much space on MTV's TRL for too long. If you look
at all the requests and the stupid annoying people that talk during the video,
they say something about how they look. The countries outside the USA
are getting over these stupid bands. They are lucky. Why can't
the same thing happen here? Because they are just too "hot" for girls
to hate most likely. Here's what you can do. If you know someone
who loves bsb or nsync or 98 degrees or 5ive or whatever da hell else is
out there, go up to them and ask them why they like these stupid little
dumbasses, and i bet that 4/5 will say that they think they're hot. Try
it.
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