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Ok, there's a little back story to this. Over Christmas Vacation in
December 2002, 6 computers and 2 printers were stolen from our Media Arts
class, a film making class. The only thing they left were 5 mouse pads.
They took one of the mouse pads for some reason. Without computers,
we can't do shit in the class, so they were stolen, and a big deal was made
out of it. There's a school article about it, and maybe one day i'll
get around to putting that bullshit up. Anyway, these 2 people heard
about our "misfortune" and decided to get 6 IBM computers for us. Low
and behold, the old computers were found, and we didn't get them back until
March 2003, but 4 of them had no hard drives and no RAM in them, which was
hilarious. So then Mr. Pillips, our Media Arts teacher, wrote this
stupid suck up letter that i found on one of the computers. Its such
bullshit, that i decided to put it up.
Dear Joe and Anita,
We can't thank you enough for your generous and thoughtful donation of the
IBM computers to our Media Arts class. You helped us to avoid a potentially
disastrous situation. Now, we can allow more students to work on the computers
and fully experience what the Media Arts class has to offer. The kids are
able to learn and master Adobe Premiere non-linear editing and several special
effects programs. With the Foothill Film Festival around the corner, the
computers couldn't have come at a better time. Last year at the Festival,
we had students take first place in two events. The Media Arts students are
working furiously on their movies so that they too can compete for an award.
The computers you donated are helping these students reach their goal. The
students all wish to thank you for this unbelievable donation. This class
could not have continued without you. Thank you so much!
With great appreciation,
Mr. Pillips and his Media Arts classes
first of all, he uses all these terms that these people probably won't even
understand, and won't even CARE about. the absolutely corniest part
of this was this quote: "The Media Arts students are working furiously on
their movies."
i mean, fuckin COME ON, this is such a horrible letter, and you can tell
that its all COMPLETE bullshit. Ok i'm done.
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