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You know those Cheese Squares that come in those hard to open plastic wrappers?
Those aren't what you think they are. There actually spy cameras that have
been sent here by the Canadian UnSpecial Forces and The Mexican Salsa Dancers
Union. The cameras ("cheese singles") are sold to house holds and plan to
take over your fridge. You might be like: "Whoa wait a minute, MY fridge?"
Yes YOUR Fridge. They plan to start a war (they are also robots) and blast
everything in your fridge so it goes bad and gets all rotten and ucky and
disgusting. Those lumps when your milk goes bad are the cheese's poop. Notice
how there always sold in packs and never in singles? And why are they so
hard to open? It's EASY! They just want you to throw the "cheese squares"
in the fridge while they zap all your other food and make it go rotten...
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