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"Doc" "Shrink" "Quack?" Why are doctors called quacks? My Doctor told me
to take a bath in Oatmeal when I told him I had itchy skin. Now tell me,
how is a doctor NOT a quack? I had a Math Teacher who couldn't speak clearly
and couldn't teach (in fact he got fired from the excessive complaints).
He wasn't Mr. Jamin*...he was Dr. JAMIN*. Doctors are all around us. I mean
look at the silly quotes they make up: "An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor away."
Hell if that were true I'd eat more apples then Washington State ever had!
I mean if you ever watch any commercials about medicine you'll hear: " 9
out of 10 doctors agree that so-and-so medicine works." It seems to me that
quacks can never make up there mind! It's always 7 out of 10 or 18 out of
20, but never 20 out of 20! I bet the medicine companies had to bribe doctors
to agree with each other, let alone actually support the medicine. Bottom
line is: DOCTOR'S ARE QUACKS!
*His name was changed to keep him private and to hide his true stupidity
to the outside world.
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