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No no no, i'm sick of all this comet and ice melting crap...the world isn't
going to end like that, see...the goverment of every country will give money
to people and the people will run to the casino's and spend it all...so the
whole world goes bankrupt, but then all the casino's in the world will flood
with money and all the people will drown by getting coins and stuff down
there throat. When the coins hit the ground, the aliens (who can hear a pin...i
mean pants drop from long distances...) think the sound of a coin drop is
someone dropping there pants and mooning them...and flashing your ass to
aliens is a serious offense and you get your ass chopped off and forced to
eat Laxatives (stuff that makes you poop A LOT) and be forced to look at
a toilet....the horror....anyways the aliens come and give everyone in the
world a purple nurple(twisting your nipple) and a kick in the ass. Now everyone
is getting kicked and having aching nipples and so they start a moon war,
where who can blind the most enemy eyes with one ass. Now it would be a hard
war to win but eventually an old Alien guy called Bubba Lubba Fat Ass Tubba
Witha Bubba Tummy Tom would show his big ass and the whole human race will
go blind and they'll be forced to watch...i mean listen too porno movies
with out picture (cause there blind) and they'll kill themselves and the
aliens will rule the earth. It's the truth...
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