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A long time ago, there was this moderately good deal for getting a 50 cd
pack of cd-rs at Office Depot. The thing was this: get a 50 cd pack
of cd-rs and you get a 25 pack of multicolored slim cases, and an 8 dollar
rebate. That day, i was filling it out and i sent the rebate out.
That was at least 6 months ago.
Now on the 8th of April, i saw another good deal with Memorex cds. This
was the deal: 2 packs of 100 cd-rs and 2 packs of 25 slim cases all
for a little less than 40 bucks. Those smug bastards think they can
get away with me having to buy 150 more slim cases to cover the rest of them.
Well they're WRONG! Anyway, i have to admit that was a good deal.
But it got me to thinking. What the FUCK happened to my 8 dollar
rebate?! Its been like 6 months! They said it would take a long
time, but it shouldn't take half a year to process a fucking rebate. I
want my 8 bucks! What if I had rent to pay, and I needed that 8 bucks
THAT month?! Now i'm 8 bucks in debt, and the landlord isn't letting
up on me for that 8 bucks! I don't have a job, i just can't PAY anyone
I want and BUY anything I damn well please!
Now, I am announcing today, the Get Dave Back His Rebate From Memorex After
Buying the 50 CD-Rs With a Free Pack of 25 Multicolored Slim Cases and a
Rebate That Never Came Back After He Sent It In Foundation. Or
GDBHRFMAB50CDRWFP25MSCRTNCBAHSIIF for short. Now I will stop at nothing
to get my 8 bucks back. I will write emails, make phone calls, and
I'll drive over there to Michigan or San Francisco or wherever the hell they
are. And you are free to join me in my quest. Write emails to
Memorex, with the subject line "Give davepoobond's Rebate Money, You Fat
Pigs" or something along the lines of a denoting them to a farmyard animal.
Be on the lookout for a road trip. If you give me your address, and
you're along the way to either Michigan or San Francisco, I'll swing by and
pick you up. You better bring some money, because I'm not driving a
U-Haul, unless you buy one for me, then you can come for free.
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