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well, they get sent back to the factory, and they have to check to see if
they have been tampered with (to see if the warranty is still valid) and
if it is, then you get a whole pile of money (the government takes most away)
and then they grind her up, and mix her in with all the ground up grandpas,
and then they mold new ones, so other kids have them, that’s why you
usually don’t see your grandparents too often, they are usually ground
up in a factory somewhere, and then when you call up to ask if they want
to stay over for dinner, they put a priority on that grandparent, then they
mold a new one, and place a speaker in their teeth, (requires special care,
code named "dentures") this speaker system allows the grandparent actors
to sound like your grandparent, when they are all done with the job, they
grind up the grandparent again, and then they mold someone else’s
grandparent...
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