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Beware, next time you go to the store and go to the freezer aisle and see
"Lean Pockets" next to "Hot Pockets". What is this "Lean"? I want my damn
POCKETS FREAKIN HOT not LEAN! Lean, I believe, is an evil fruit grown next
to beans that comes from Carrot top's garden. Bean sellers are running out
of Beans so they need cheap imitations and so Carrot top came up with a cheap
imitation: "Leans". Leans are round and fluffy and look like fat jamacan
when pumped up. The fruit plans to make us talk in weird JFK accents and
make us look like Chunks from the movie: "The Goonies". They ARE EVIL! If
you see FAT JAMACANS RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
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