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"Extra Extra read all about it, Giant Apes take over Mars."
According to Mr. Cream-eata-daz-low-fat this will be the headline in the
year 3065. Cream-eata-daz-low-fat claims he made this prediction by reading
a crossword puzzle upside down without his glasses. Although the predictor
was not thinking at this time and had just hit himself in the head with a
tree while summersaulting down a snowy hill we take this into consideration.
I mean what if apes took over Mars and made it a great place to live. Also
what if they became our friends and helped up with all our problems. We can't
stand for it! How do you expect up to let this happen? According to an
eight-year-old we must do the chciken dance to stop these apes. So let us
chicken dance. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! We shall chicken dance like no tomorrow.
We shall have problems and not solve them. It's the right thing to do. Now
I've got a report with cobwebs all over it that Disco is..OVER! NOOOOO! I've
got to go!
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