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Melons melons melons. There are so many melons in the world, it's horrendous:
watermelon, cantaloupe, Honeydew Melon. I mean who comes up with these names?
I don't eat Honeydew because its name deceives me into thinking I'm eating
honey-flavored rain. And cantaloupe….I don't even know about that, but
I know the majority of it tastes pretty nasty. I didn't even know there was
a u in cantaloupe until I typed this up in Microsoft Word. Thank God for
automatic spelling check, huh?
I like watermelon. Artificially flavored things that taste like watermelon!
Half the time, watermelon has seeds in it, and it's always too mushy. I like
the really crisp watermelon, like how it is around the rinds. Mmm….rinds.
The only time I hate the artificial flavoring is when it tastes like plastic.
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