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Oatmeal is really pointless. When you eat oatmeal, you don't actually EAT
it. You just move around your teeth, pretending like you're actually doing
something with the oats, when your not, and just pretty much swallow it the
way you put it in your mouth. There's no point in chewing, had it not been
for the way oatmeal sticks together. Oatmeal is dumb. You put sugar on it,
but it really doesn't do much good even then. Ooh, wow. A sugary taste. Wheee!
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