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Ok, there is something i really do not get, thoes stupid plastic straws that
come in colorful, fun-looking bags, then when you open them, it is just a
bunch of cheap stupid CRAP!! I mean, you cant even drink with them, its just
one of those things thats supposed to help you do something, but just really
messes you up more than anything!! you see, whenever you stretch out the
little bendy parts of it, it gets a hole in it, so being the stupid person
that you are, you dont notice and you go about your buisness, doing whatever,
while you try to slurp on your crap and grape juice gets
all over you!
so then when you write a complaint letter to the stupid company and they
dont even bother to write back, because they have the whole "im better than
you because i make colorful straws that dont work for a living, and you are
just some idiot with grape juice on your shirt" kinda attitude!! stupid plastic
straw thingys!!
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