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The PS3 Theory was a discussion through IM between Lumpy and davepoobond.
Good luck trying to keep track of where this discussion is going...
Lumpy: hey... about PS3... there is something about it in my PSM
davepoobond: what does it say about it
Lumpy: 1000 times more powerful than PS2
davepoobond: wat tgeadkjf
davepoobond: is that all?
Lumpy: it didn't go into much detail but PS6 or PS7 might have biotechnology
davepoobond: oh man that'll be cool
Lumpy: yup
davepoobond: it could be like in that movie eXistenZ
davepoobond: have you seen it?
Lumpy: no.. all they have is a pic of a chip
davepoobond: i was talking about the movie
Lumpy: oh... didn't see that other part
Lumpy: and no
davepoobond: o. its worth watching. its cool
davepoobond: they have this thing called a pod that makes you go into games
Lumpy: sounds like Reboot
davepoobond: no from real life. you plug it into your body a place called
a bioport
Lumpy: ah
davepoobond: and you're actually in the game. you feel and taste and smell
and junk, and it hooks up to your spine
Lumpy: whoa
davepoobond: but that was actually inside a game in the movie
Lumpy: I figured
davepoobond: a game inside a game, meaning
davepoobond: it like that
davepoobond: the "actual" game system hooked up to your head i guess, and
there was a pad on your hand, and it was in groups, where different people
took different parts in the game
Lumpy: interesting
davepoobond: and everyone played the same game
davepoobond: you should rent it
Lumpy: haven't had much time to rent things
davepoobond: is that all it says about the next ps systems?
Lumpy: yeah
Lumpy: still very much in development and won't come out for a few years
davepoobond: 2005 i heard
davepoobond: on a forum board
davepoobond: but they'll pry push it back
Lumpy: to get it right I hope
davepoobond: i think that it'll be 400 bucks
davepoobond: ps6 and 7 will pry be 1k and more
Lumpy: we will see
davepoobond: wtf is 8 and 9 gonna be. i guess i know what 9 is gonna be like.
that'd be funny if 8 attached to your brain by snorting it, and you can play
a game at any time, by eating it
Lumpy: maybe
davepoobond: and regular foods had crappy games, and you could keep storing
games
davepoobond: "mmh, potato ::eats:: ah man, not another space invaders game.
this is a hundred years old"
Lumpy: lol
davepoobond: and if you eat something with food poisoning, you lose games
Lumpy: settle down
davepoobond: "::eats a mushroom:: omg! my final fantasy 23 got deleted! that's
a 600 dollar snort! NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
davepoobond: and you could make your own games, and when you were done with
them, you could blow it out of your nose
Lumpy: or out of your ass
davepoobond: that'd be from developers
davepoobond: they'd feed crap to millions of people, and when they crapped
it out, they'd sell it off
davepoobond: or have automatic crappers
davepoobond: because by then, who needs to actually crap when you can have
something else crap FOR you
davepoobond: this is the future, COMON
Lumpy: future not here yet
davepoobond: well i'm talking about wat it'd be like
Lumpy: I doubt it will be like that
davepoobond: they'll be so lazy they dont even have to go to the bathroom,
they have something else go for them
davepoobond: yepppp
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